I haven’t reblogged anything on this blog in months and I’ve only lost one follower…you people are loyal as fuck

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imkimj:

pretty much

3dgeofheaven:

this is so inspirational 

him: i slowly take off your shirt
me: please give that back
him: your nipples are hard
me: it's cold in here
him: i begin sucking on your hard nipples
me: i hate that

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage 

comicsansitalic:

Meanwhile in bexhill: this crazy bastard of a man goes down the duel carriage way strapped to a backup wheel chair

comicsansitalic:

Meanwhile in bexhill: this crazy bastard of a man goes down the duel carriage way strapped to a backup wheel chair

Lil B - I'm God
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ogrodney:

I listen to this song most days when I’m getting dressed. Cuz I’m #based.